Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”
Human Beings:
Finished season one of Leverage. Starting season two. I love how Nate keeps trying to be like “and now the job is done and our time together is—” and everyone else is like “our time together is now free for movie nights, I agree.” Nate’s determined this won’t be a found family and the rest are like please daddy may we do some moral crime
He thinks he’s the adult in the room but he’s actually the toddler who keeps getting tricked into eating vegetables, and the vegetables are major financial crime
smh finds themselves in a murder on the orient express style murder mystery but instead its on a bus on a roadie and someone ate a pie bitty brought for later. it’s dramatic as it sounds. lardo is poirot
its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
for those who dont really understand:
-the first baseman had no reason to chase Baéz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out
-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores
-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you “cannot retreat to home base” meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine
-Baéz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw
-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE
what a fucking sport yall
Javier Baéz’s nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard
Well earned
love how the explanations do not help at all
thinking about possibly my favorite line from anything ever i owe seamus heaney my life
history says don't hope on this side of the grave but then once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up and hope and history rhyme. so hope for a great sea-change on the far side of revenge. believe that a further shore is reachable from here
reyantilles
clickety-clack
dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater
